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clydebank celt
05-05-2008, 02:13:15 AM
Trophies and status could pave the way to the Palace for Smith
<table style="padding-bottom: 5px;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td class="artByline">DARRYL BROADFOOT (darryl.broadfoot@theherald.co.uk)</td><td class="artDate" style="text-align: right; padding-right: 2px;">May 05 2008</td></tr></tbody></table> <script> var menuStart = "<table width=310 border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0><tr><td bgcolor=#BA0304>"; var menuMid1 = ""; var menuMid2 = "("; var menuEnd = ")</td></tr></table>"; var doc, sty; var n4 = false; var n6 = false; var ie = false; var activeMenu = ""; if (document.layers) { doc = "document."; sty = ""; n4 = true; } else if (document.all) { doc = "document.all."; sty = ".style"; ie = true; } else if (document.getElementById) { doc = "document.getElementById('"; sty = "').style"; n6 = true; } function showhideMenu(elem,state) { // generic function for showing/hiding layers using a cross-browser DOM docObj = eval (doc + elem + sty); docObj.visibility = state; } function closeAllMenus() { // checks for any active menus and closes them if (activeMenu != "") { showhideMenu(activeMenu, "hidden"); activeMenu = ""; document.onclick = null; } } function handleMenuClick(theMenu) { // opens the clicked menu and closes all others closeAllMenus(); showhideMenu(theMenu, "visible"); activeMenu = theMenu; } function menuOut() { // sets the default mouse button click to close all open menus if (activeMenu != "") { document.onclick = closeAllMenus; } } function menuIn() { // sets the default mouse button click to have no javascript action document.onclick = null; } function doAddFavourites() { // bookmarking function for browsers which support it if (window && window.external) { window.external.addFavorite("http://www.theherald.co.uk/", "The Herald"); } else { alert ("Sorry, your browser doesn't support automatic bookmarking.\nPlease add this bookmark manually."); } } function setHeadlines (theSection, theFirstHeadline) { var theDiv = theSection + "MenuMaster"; var theEnd = false; var headlinesPerPage = 20; var totalPages = Math.ceil(eval(theSection + "IdArray").length / headlinesPerPage); var thisPage = Math.floor(theFirstHeadline / headlinesPerPage) + 1; myLastHeadline = 0; if ((theFirstHeadline + headlinesPerPage) >= eval(theSection + "IdArray").length) { myLastHeadline = eval(theSection + "IdArray").length; theEnd = true; } else { myLastHeadline = theFirstHeadline + headlinesPerPage; theEnd = false; } myString = ""; for (x=theFirstHeadline; x<myLastHeadline; x++) { myString += "" + eval(theSection + 'HeadlinesArray[x]') + " (http://www.monthehoops.co.uk/display.var." + eval(theSection +)
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The Rangers manager has created a predictably polarised debate on the admittedly unsightly philosophy that has afforded him the most satisfying moment of a long and distinguished career. The question is: should Smith be recognised for services to Scottish football or services to the dark art of defending?
The man himself will care not a jot about the aesthetic quality of Rangers' absorbing sequence of success against technical superiors. Indeed, during an in-depth retrospective the morning after the momentous night before, Smith even intimated a wish that he had indulged his pragmatic side years ago, during an era when Paul Gascoigne and Brian Laudrup were regularly squeezed out by supposed inferiors.
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Smith's strategy has elicited a scornful response from a group of observers who, so dismayed by Rangers' principles of labour and industry, have taken it upon themselves to defend the honour of the beautiful game by belittling the achievement. Presumably, they are the same people who were content with beautiful failure during the early to mid 1990s when Smith was stock-piling championships at the expense of Tommy Burns' flair-filled Celtic.
Even by the crass, cringeworthy standards of West of Scotland myopia, it is a flimsy argument that displays a lack of class and magnanimity. It is, of course, payback for Seville: an unforgettable journey undertaken by Martin O'Neill in 2003. Then, the UEFA Cup was derided as a diddy tournament by envious Rangers fans, presumably the same ones who are now falling over themselves for tickets for Eastlands and revelling in the Watenaccio.
Intense rivalry makes the Old Firm unique. Intense loathing and religious intolerance makes them a national embarrassment.
For example: the 2200 fans inside the Artemio Franchi stadium were impeccably behaved yet spoiled a magical trip to Florence with a drink-fuelled chorus of Why Don't You Go Home - a reference to the Irish famine - at 3am as the players and backroom team attempted to board the charter home.
Smith, and by extension his collection of thoroughbreds, deserve unreserved praise for an 19-game European adventure that will end on May 14, at the City of Manchester Stadium, against Zenit St Petersburg.
Second time around, he has spent a hardly extravagant £12m assembling a squad capable of providing the club with their first European silverware since the Cup-winners' Cup triumph of 1972. It should not be forgotten that Dick Advocaat, with whom Rangers will be reunited in Manchester, spent the same amount on Tore Andre Flo, the man who was intended to complete the Dutchman's elaborate canvas.
Should Rangers again prevail with their defiant style, it would add legitimacy to the lobbyists who believe Smith should be honoured for his efforts since the OBE bestowed at the height of nine in a row. While Buck House are at it, perhaps in the interests of balance they should respond to the revived clamour to award a posthumous knighthood to Jock Stein for his historic European Cup achievement in 1967.
Stein was deprived for the unedifying scenes during the Intercontinental Club Cup replay against Racing Club, of Argentina, in Montevideo. If the pioneer of European success deserves posthumous distinction, then so does a man who voluntarily left the semi-retirement of the Scotland's national coach job, overhauled his entire philosophy to rebuild Rangers and is poised for the defining moment of a success laden career.
In trophy terms, his record of achievement is superior to Sir Bobby Robson. In ambassadorial terms, Smith cuts just an impressive and respectful a figure as Sir Trevor Brooking. The only accolades Smith will concern himself with between now and the end of the season are the UEFA Cup, Scottish Cup and Clydesdale Bank Premier League. Successful completion of Rangers remaining ambitions and then he can start practicing for the investiture stool.
what a load of dung!....:der::der::der::der:

Gibbmiester
05-05-2008, 02:17:25 AM
If you are using firefox and you cant read the big long and eye watering text, press ctrl +, hope this helps.

thehoopster
05-05-2008, 02:26:51 AM
What a lot of rubbish. It's especially pathetic that he tags in a couple of lines about Jock Stein to somehow try and make the call for Smith being knighted sound reasonable.

clydebank celt
05-05-2008, 02:43:51 AM
What a lot of rubbish. It's especially pathetic that he tags in a couple of lines about Jock Stein to somehow try and make the call for Smith being knighted sound reasonable.and uses the racing club game as an excuse for jock stein not getting a knighthood,

Cass
05-05-2008, 05:33:17 AM
Does he think we'll swallow this garbage

acrobat
05-05-2008, 07:37:24 AM
Intersting the allusion to the "semi-retirement as Scotland's National Coach".
DB obviously holds the National job in high regard ! Or is this why the laptop loyal didn't give the waistcoat & swally pelters for leaving halfway during a qualifying campaign ?

The same "understanding" would've been displayed if an ex-Celt manager had left the job to return to Paradise, wouldn't it ??? :eyebrows:

Hoopsah
05-05-2008, 07:54:42 AM
Absolute Tosh!

Just another medal he WON'T get!!

tyson277
05-05-2008, 07:59:20 AM
:pointandlaugh::pointandlaugh:twatty for a knighthood the fecker has`nt won anything yet :pointandlaugh::pointandlaugh:

if you want to know who db supports listen to the clyde phone in from after the hun hibs game because thats what a hurting hun sounds like :pointandlaugh:

hazza
05-05-2008, 08:07:50 AM
The Laptop Loyal in action - sycophantic pish. His suggestion that it is only Celtic fans who are criticising Rangers' style is nonsense. He obviously only reads the Scottish tabloids, papers like the Telegraph and Guardian have been onto Scotland's shame for some time. As for describing the team as 'his collection of thoroughbreds' - unbelievable. His distortion of Smith's desertion of Scotland into an act of self-sacrifice is laughable. Bringing in Jock Stein 'in the interests of balance' is insulting. He declares 'In trophy terms, his record of achievement IS superior to Sir Bobby Robson'. Really? In numbers, yes. But never mind Robson taking his national team to a World Cup quarter-final and semi and being European Manager of the Year, he won cups in England and Spain, back-to-back titles in Holland and Portugal and TWO European trophies. Smith hasn't won any European trophy yet and his only venture outside Scotland ended in being sacked on the brink of relegation.

Can you tell this article annoyed me? I'm glad I don't look at the Scottish press, I would feel like this all the time.

glesgacelt
05-05-2008, 08:14:04 AM
ave heard a few hurting huns lately but this fecker took the biscuit yesterday,you could hear his teeth grinding and his tear ducts seeping,cos the ref will no go on whistle blower and explain why he gave the corner that celtic scored from,hnestly there,s saner folk locked up:loco:

ziggyplayedgtar
05-05-2008, 08:22:32 AM
Trophy haul at the end of the season....Rangers, Scottish League Cup (deserved, I think not) and Scottish Cup (maybe, after dispatching the best of Scottish football....Partick Thistle after a replay, St. Johnstone by way of penalties and QOS....by no means certain.) Aye, knight him right away....

....at the end of the day, I couldn't give a monkey's funky, as all this OBE, MBE, KGB crap is just that....CRAP.

....oh, and a wee aside, David Bowie told them to shove it, when he was offered it.
MONTHEZIGGYBHOY!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_who_have_declined_a_British_honour

Springbhoy
05-05-2008, 08:34:05 AM
Shockin'.

Hes stoking the fire of a campaign to Knight the head orc.

Mark my words if the dark forces win the league and god forbid the eufa cuen this campaign will gather momentum.

Thankfully there si no chance of either happening so it is actually funny to watch the huns expectations and hopes evaporate game by game.

:pointandlaugh:

mikew9
05-05-2008, 08:38:56 AM
I thought the funniest headline was "Walter to honour his contract". Now, that is news.

Coth 1888
05-05-2008, 09:54:13 AM
The same man, who laid his hands on an official? the same man caught in the tunnel when he was banned from the dugout?



Makes perfect sense. give him his shythood.

clydebank celt
05-05-2008, 15:33:38 PM
cis cup..............won on penalties.
scottish cup.......got to final on penalties.
eufa cup............got to final on penalties.
league...............heh heh heh.
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE OUT IN DECEMBER.
GIVE THIS MAN A KNIGHTHOOD?. ARE YE KIDDING?.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG27qGTMXa4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We1Q49Fy7is&feature=related

L.A. Bhoy
06-05-2008, 03:45:52 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG27qGTMXa4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We1Q49Fy7is&feature=related


Boy, that is dignified.:shocked:

Reminds me of that commercial from the 80's....what do you want...a medal?

Or the other one....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug75diEyiA0

clydebank celt
06-05-2008, 11:23:05 AM
Boy, that is dignified.:shocked:

Reminds me of that commercial from the 80's....what do you want...a medal?

Or the other one....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug75diEyiA0where's the beef?.. brilliant.:approve:

jinkylubolarsson
06-05-2008, 21:19:06 PM
You know, it could be off with his head. It is possible that Walter can see meltdown coming. He might have to decide to play a second string team against Dundee Utd and gamble the SPL on his first team winning in Manchester, or he might gamble on trying to win everything, drop points and lose league, get humped in Manchester and be so knackered that they can not even manage to beat Queen of the South - no knighthood then. Anything is possible in football.