What excuses can Scotland's Shame use to get the game postponed?.

[clydebank celt]

lets have a bit of a laugh what excuses do you think the huns should use to get the game against dundee utd stopped?. 'oops i'm sorry somebody has left the sprinklers on overnight'. :thinking:whats yours?.

[lars chance]

sorry ref,we can,t play today coz allys dog ate the team sheet.:biglaugh::biglaugh:

[dodgesilkybhoy]

carlos fandango cwellar is getting his braces out and the shipyard needs three days to do it ??

[Gibbmiester]

We cant get Bawwy aff the bog, cause he's kaking his y's.:scared0010:

[dodgesilkybhoy]

nacho ratboy novo has been recalled to the spanish olympic berry picking team...

weir and daily have a bowls tie

[Gibbmiester]

Were no playin any mare, its oor baw, games a bogey.:pointandlaugh:

[clydebank celt]

'you woundn't believe it somebody's kidnapped the dundee united bus driver'.

[Gibbmiester]

There is a terrible smell emanating from one of the stadium lavvys, it must be a sewerage problem, there is no way we can ask our loyal followers too put up with that for 90 mins, we must get to the root of this and sort it, Walter has been in there for 5 days now.:sign0187::sign0187::sign0187::sign0187::sign0 187::sign0187::pointandlaugh:

[clydebank celt]

cant find the keys to the stadium.:1244::1244::1244:

[Maasq]

I firmly believe they are about to try something very underhand, guys.
A burst pipe, perhaps. Or a fire? Or both... "It went on fire, a pipe burst and put it oot, everything's fine but UNPLAYABLE. Sorry. See you in a fortnight."

[edcelt]

We' ve called aff the game cos we're fecked and "Nay Ready". :pointandlaugh:

[Honeybhoy]

They can't play Motherwell on Wednesday because they have to close their stadium for exterminating. :grinder:

[thehoopster]

"We've double booked the stadium for a Robbie Williams concert."

[clydebank celt]

MOLES.:whoo::whoo::whoo:

[thehoopster]

"We have rats, Novo seems to be the ring leader."

[PrairieBhoy]

Novo's rats have infested the kitchens, dining area and the stands. The health department has ordered an immediate lockdown and quarantine until the end of May. Oh - I guess that leaves us only with matches in Hampden and Manchester till then.

[tyson277]

below is a media headline i took from the future using my time machine that looks like a box of coco pops


todays game against Dundee united has been cancelled due to a fuel shortage which was a knock on effect from the oil industry strike at grangemouth we firmly believe this to be part of a global Vatican conspiracy against the great British institution that is rangers :mod::booty::mod::booty::mod::der:

[oldgregg]

'We wilnae play Saturday as we heard it's against Arabs like, and we'd prefer tae Bomb ralotta thum...

[magicpole]

we have a band practice that day and we are all learning to walk as if we have shat down one side of our marching troosers. its been booked for weeks. no surrender.

[clydebank celt]

cant play as all of the players are washing their hair!.:yikes:

[dannymcgrane]

We're pure shoite, we know we're fecked and we're feart!!! (We don't care though!):pffft: