I read the rangers facebook
It’s funny as were hooked
Ally’s smiles was cracked - Super smacked
'no winners of the Rangers Lotto today'
..£14k ....rollover next month they say
lmfao as I wonder who was to blame
Til i remembered I dont care
Coz now we're rid of Scotland's shame
last dance for the huns I smirk
lets bow our heads - and give thanks to the lord for his work
2012 and Armageddi'n some wine
We'll bless it in paradise sunshine
here is what I read
For only £50 a Rangers paving brick gives you the opportunity to have your name engraved into the grounds of Ibrox for generations to come. With your name set in stone you can proudly take your place in Rangers history. (...still lmfao !! )
Once you have placed your order you will receive your Rangers Brick Certificate within 5 working days, while the brick itself will be in place within 8 – 10 weeks (Weather dependent). (aye - whether or not the bricks are in the reclamation yard). Orders of more than one brick will be placed together on the panel.
..Right, fellow Celts fans - I say we provide some help to our rivals - lets buy those bricks. and tear the copland down. Its a bloody eyesore.
The Green Lynx
The Taxman Went Down to IbroxThe taxman went down to ibrox,He was looking for an unpaid bill,He was in no rush, cause he was kinda flush,He was looking for to get his fillWhen he came across Fat Sally blowing his gumsAnd giving it hotThe taxman jumped upon the boardroom deskAnd said ‘Ally let me tell you what’I bet you didn’t know itBut am a Celtic supporter tooAnd if you’d care to take a dareI’ll make a bet with youNow you’re a novice manager AllyBut give the taxman his dueI bet the SPL title against your soulCause I think Lenny’s better than youMcCoist said my name’s Ally and it might be a sinBut I’ll take your bet, you’re going to regretCause am the best that’s ever beenAlly check your 1st team squad andThink real deep and hardCause Lenny’s troops are 4 points clearAnd he holds all the cardsAnd if you win you’ll get the titleAnd the tax will disappear….But if you lose..Your right out on your ear……The taxman opened up his caseAnd said ‘ally here ye go’’As fire flew from his fingersAs the tax bill he did showAs he showed poor Ally the final demandHe made an evil noiseThen he stood real still and kissed the billAnd said ‘C’mon you bhoys’Bedlam in IbroxRun boys runThe taxman’s here , going to have some funSelling all your playersCoz you got no doughAlly can you stand itNo, man, noNow Ally bowed his head because he knewThat he was beatHe fell on his knees, and said oh pleaseAs he kissed the taxman’s feetAlly come on back next year ifYou ever want to try againI told you straight, that Lenny’s greatHe’s the best that’s ever beenBedlam in IbroxRun boys runBroadfoots here, and Big weir’s doneSelling all your playersCoz you got no doughAlly can you stand itNo, man, no
Some of Tina Turners (simply the) best hits.....
We Don't Need Another 'Rangers'
Break Every 'Tax' Rule
Nutbush 'Overdraft' Limits
Be 'Lender' With Me Baby
It's 'Not' Gonna Work Out Fine
River Deep 'Debt' Mountain High
Foreign 'Tax' Affair
Complicated 'Financial' Disaster
Why Must We Wait Until 'March' (For An AGM)
and a couple of Rangers fans favourites....
Don't Leave Me This Way
I Don't Wanna Lose You
Can't take credit some guy called Dougie Gibbons posted it on SSB's facebook page and I edited it slightly.