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I read the rangers facebook
It’s funny as were hooked
Ally’s smiles was cracked - Super smacked
'no winners of the Rangers Lotto today'
..£14k ....rollover next month they say
lmfao as I wonder who was to blame
Til i remembered I dont care
Coz now we're rid of Scotland's shame
last dance for the huns I smirk
lets bow our heads - and give thanks to the lord for his work
2012 and Armageddi'n some wine
We'll bless it in paradise sunshine



here is what I read

For only £50 a Rangers paving brick gives you the opportunity to have your name engraved into the grounds of Ibrox for generations to come. With your name set in stone you can proudly take your place in Rangers history. (...still lmfao !! )

Once you have placed your order you will receive your Rangers Brick Certificate within 5 working days, while the brick itself will be in place within 8 – 10 weeks (Weather dependent). (aye - whether or not the bricks are in the reclamation yard). Orders of more than one brick will be placed together on the panel.

..Right, fellow Celts fans - I say we provide some help to our rivals - lets buy those bricks. and tear the copland down. Its a bloody eyesore.


The Green Lynx

The Taxman Went Down to Ibrox

The taxman went down to ibrox,

He was looking for an unpaid bill,

He was in no rush, cause he was kinda flush,

He was looking for to get his fill

When he came across Fat Sally blowing his gums

And giving it hot

The taxman jumped upon the boardroom desk

And said ‘Ally let me tell you what’

I bet you didn’t know it

But am a Celtic supporter too

And if you’d care to take a dare

I’ll make a bet with you

Now you’re a novice manager Ally

But give the taxman his due

I bet the SPL title against your soul

Cause I think Lenny’s better than you

McCoist said my name’s Ally and it might be a sin

But I’ll take your bet, you’re going to regret

Cause am the best that’s ever been

Ally check your 1^st team squad and

Think real deep and hard

Cause Lenny’s troops are 4 points clear

And he holds all the cards

And if you win you’ll get the title

And the tax will disappear….

But if you lose..

Your right out on your ear……

The taxman opened up his case

And said ‘ally here ye go’’

As fire flew from his fingers

As the tax bill he did show

As he showed poor Ally the final demand

He made an evil noise

Then he stood real still and kissed the bill

And said ‘C’mon you bhoys’

Bedlam in Ibrox

Run boys run

The taxman’s here , going to have some fun

Selling all your players

Coz you got no dough

Ally can you stand it

No, man, no

Now Ally bowed his head because he knew

That he was beat

He fell on his knees, and said oh please

As he kissed the taxman’s feet

Ally come on back next year if

You ever want to try again

I told you straight, that Lenny’s great

He’s the best that’s ever been

Bedlam in Ibrox

Run boys run

Broadfoots here, and Big weir’s done

Selling all your players

Coz you got no dough

Ally can you stand it

No, man, no

Some of Tina Turners (simply the) best hits.....

We Don't Need Another 'Rangers'
Break Every 'Tax' Rule
Nutbush 'Overdraft' Limits
Be 'Lender' With Me Baby
It's 'Not' Gonna Work Out Fine
River Deep 'Debt' Mountain High
Foreign 'Tax' Affair
Complicated 'Financial' Disaster
Why Must We Wait Until 'March' (For An AGM)

and a couple of Rangers fans favourites....

Don't Leave Me This Way
I Don't Wanna Lose You

Can't take credit some guy called Dougie Gibbons posted it on SSB's facebook page and I edited it slightly.